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Feel like a belly laugh….?

Published by yojules July 11th, 2007 in General

Just took 5 min out to warm my hands on my coffee cup and read my favourite of favourite blogs - the dilbertblog. Check out the blog on ‘Rounders vs Accumulators’. Scott Adams asks bloggers to try to describe their job in one sentence. Here are some, but you should really go read a few for yourself:

“I copy and paste the Internet. Student”

“My job is 10% productive and 90% reporting our team’s low production to management.”

“It’s my job to fabricate documents that include long words and subtle references to my apparent brilliance, therefore justify my pitiful salary.”

“I’m a contractor who sits on the corner of two high-traffic aisle and is working on a this-needs-done-some-day-but-no-one-wants-to-do-it-because-it-is-so-repetitive,
-tedious,-and-mind-numbing-and-will-take-forever project.”

“I guess I’m my boss’s underwear since I spend all my time covering his ass”

“I drink coffee and ride a lot in the elevator”

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1 Carin Jul 11th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

I was checking that blog out yesterday, although you got much further down the list than I did!

I really enjoy dilbertblog, he’s a really good writer!

P.s: I’m a rounder!
2 Carla-Jo Jul 11th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

:-) Always good to have a laugh!
3 Grant Newton Jul 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am

.. and i’m an accumulator … No kidding ha.

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